Who exactly is this precocious f***?

Late-Stage Capitalism dictates that I define myself dispassionately by my work product and overall market utility, and so I provide you with glorious, irrefutable data.


ME*

*Entirely factual and scientifically accurate rendering

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DARTMOUTH COLLEGE: B.A. in Film & Media Studies — June 2010