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RÉSUMÉ

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RECENT WORK EXPERIENCE:

  • ● Act as the human creative lead for the platform's AI voice generation, manually editing and regenerating lines syllable-by-syllable to ensure the "Mastery Coach" voice delivers necessary emotional nuance and pacing

    ● Clean and process raw voice recordings to create high-fidelity datasets, ensuring the ElevenLabs voice clones maintain broadcast-quality clarity free of digital artifacts

    ● Construct the app’s musical backdrop by generating and curating AI compositions (ElevenMusic), utilizing traditional linear editing (splicing, structural arrangement) to transform raw generative outputs into cohesive, emotionally resonant underscores

  • ● Conceptualized and produced Dive Bar Sounds, a bespoke "vinyl-pressed beer" audio experience for Miller High Life’s global branding campaign

    ● Pivoted creative direction mid-project to meet evolving client briefs, composing and performing a full-length original blues-rock concept album in under a month, including revisions and post-production

    ● Blended original field recordings (bar ambience, pool cues, foley) with instrumental performance to create an immersive sonic narrative

  • ● Personally requested by the host to serve as the dedicated audio lead for the show’s 7-year run, retaining the role across network changes due to deep familiarity with the host's specific sonic preferences

    ● Co-developed the podcast’s original auditory identity during the pilot phase, creating custom segment themes and stingers that defined the brand

    ● Routinely performed forensic audio restoration on compromised remote recordings to ensure broadcast-quality delivery for millions of listeners

  • ● Audited the company’s technical processes and defined the official engineering protocols used to train the team on editing, noise reduction, and mixing standards

    ● Delivered broadcast-ready episodes and sonic assets for Fortune 500 clients including Visa and Michaels, ensuring strict adherence to brand guidelines

    ● Managed full-cycle audio post, utilizing Descript for transcript-aligned editing and iZotope RX to salvage/restore low-quality guest recordings

  • ● Directed the network’s technical operations, spearheading a complex facility migration and designing a new recording infrastructure using repurposed legacy equipment to ensure zero downtime

    ● Served as sole composer for the feature film Godkrusher [2022], bridging the gap between the podcast network and the animation studio

  • ● Served as Supervising Sound Designer and Mixer for high-complexity scripted projects, including the Audible musical Roborockalypse and Tim Robbins’ satire Bobbo Supreme

    ● Acted as a "full-stack" producer for the Audible documentary series Maculate Conception, handling engineering, editing, and composing the original score

    ● Created the official Starburns Audio "Network ID" stinger used across all releases and composed custom theme songs, remixes, and bumpers for over a dozen shows

    ● Engineered ADR and VO sessions for animated television projects including HBO’s Animals.and the special The Emperor’s Newest Clothes

    ● Oversaw quality control and mixing for high-volume weekly podcasts, revitalizing the audio standards for flagship shows like Harmontown

  • ● Hired as a technical expert to design the remote recording workflow and equipment specifications for the launch of the podcast TE1 with Greg Olsen

    ● Managed all audio post-production for the show’s run, handling dialogue editing, repair, and final mixing to ensure broadcast quality from remote sources

  • ● Composed original music and handled all sound design and audio post-production for the series

    ● Co-wrote, produced, and performed in original comedy sketches, with content featured on platforms like Funny or Die

  • ● Engineered vocal and instrumental recording sessions for independent Hip-Hop and R&B artists, utilizing both analog outboard gear and digital workflows

SKILLS:

    • Pro Tools

    • iZotope RX

    • Logic Pro

    • Adobe Audition

    • Descript

    • Synthesis

    • Foley

    • Original Composition

    • Sonic Branding

    • ElevenLabs (Voice Cloning)

    • ElevenMusic (Generative Audio)

    • AI Model Training Data

    • Signal Flow

    • Patchbay Configuration

    • Remote Recording Workflows

    • ADR/VO Direction

EDUCATION:

DARTMOUTH COLLEGE: B.A. in Film & Media Studies — June 2010